May 18
We're really cool
- Athena: What is a fleshlight?
- Me: Erm, well, it's like... disguised as a flashlight on the outside, but you open it up and it's like... you know...
- Athena: A dildo.
- Me: Well yeah, except it's for guys, so it's sort of the opposite of a dildo... like, it's like a sleeve-
- Athena: Ohhh... ew!
- Me: Yeah, sort of like a rich man's banana peel.
- *pause*
- *more pausing*
- Athena: Guys use banana peels!?!?
- Me: Some guys do, apparently.
- Athena: Ugh!! *gack*
- Me: Yeah, definitely doesn't sound very appealing...
- *pause*
- Me: a-PEEL-ing!
- We proceed to laugh for about twenty minutes.
