July 2010
1 post
Hey, tumblr is blue again. Make up your mind!
June 2010
2 posts
Ooh, Tumblr's all crazy emo now.
May 2010
1 post
We're really cool
Athena: What is a fleshlight?
Me: Erm, well, it's like... disguised as a flashlight on the outside, but you open it up and it's like... you know...
Athena: A dildo.
Me: Well yeah, except it's for guys, so it's sort of the opposite of a dildo... like, it's like a sleeve-
Athena: Ohhh... ew!
Me: Yeah, sort of like a rich man's banana peel.
*pause*
*more pausing*
Athena: Guys use banana peels!?!?
Me: Some guys do, apparently.
Athena: Ugh!! *gack*
Me: Yeah, definitely doesn't sound very appealing...
*pause*
Me: a-PEEL-ing!
We proceed to laugh for about twenty minutes.
March 2010
10 posts
The HSPE fucks my shit up.
sowrongitsathena:
I am absolutely exhausted. I hate how the HSPE is so absolutely mindless. It makes my brain hurt and drains me for the rest of the day.
Now I have to write my Yudin paper and an article for Spanish. All I want to do is sleep.
True dat… it doesn’t help that I’m sick beyond belief, and I have a meet that I REALLY need to run tomorrow… FML until tomorrow...
My god, people are stupid.
aww
helenhelen:
Woooow, softball is making me HELLA sore! I’m falling down everywhere! Stairs, shower .. in front of the door .. o_o But I’m gunna endure it! Because I’m gunna be soooo good at softball! 8) Or not. BUt I wanna do something. Hehhe
Helen don’t die! You should do track… we still make you super sore, but only for the first couple days.
ragh
So I failed my math test. Told you I would.
I mean, I totally deserved it though, considering I didn’t study at all and did like two of the assignments and didn’t pay attention at all during class. It happens.
And now I’m sort of exhausted and I have about a frajillion articles to write for Journalism, due tomorrow… whoo.
I'm gonna fail my math test!
So I was gone all of yesterday evening having dinner with my cousins from Hawaii, who are currently moving to Montana on account of the fact that they’re totally broke. Awesome.
Which means I had no time to study for the math test. So that’ll be fun. I have so many formulas written on my hand it’s practically black.
Of course, Mrs. Sjong won’t notice, because she’s...
Sunsets and Silhouette Dreams: Adventures after... →
Started with quackdiddleioso, then went into Jamie’s weird Unitarian game, and then Ms. North was being a lazy bum, so we had a “drug deal” with Ms. North. Which led to Erik and I having absolutely no idea where to put the substitute keys, which led to me calling coach Swift “Taylor Swift.” on…
That whole adventure was totally worth not going to track for. And hahaha I totally forgot I...
:(
Whoo!
Well, today was the first day of spring sports… namely, track. Go me.
It was a ton of fun. Some really cool people are running this year, which is pretty awesome. It’s a lot smaller than last year, but that’s probably just because it’s the first day.
A lot quieter, too. Probably because some of the, erm, louder runners have graduated…...
“Fine then. I’ll just put on some lingerie and make Mr. Fontaine trip while...”
– Don’t ask.
RIP
sowrongitsathena:
Mr. Amera’s wife passed last night. She’s been really sick with breast cancer for a long time, and she finally lost the fight. This is so sad. Mr. Amera isn’t the world’s greatest teacher, but no one deserves this. Rest in paradise Mrs. Amera.
P.s. If anyone gives him shit upon his return to school, I will personally kick your ass.
Wow, that’s pretty much the worst...
February 2010
22 posts
I'm cutting you out of my life!
sowrongitsathena:
I can’t even look at peace signs anymore without dying with laughter.
This is going to end up being a problem.
You’re welcome :)
Teeheehee
So Mr. Heartthrob was awesome. Lots of fun dudes doing fun stuff. Not quite as many beasty stallions of men strutting around in their swimsuits as I’d have liked, but, you know, it’s Ingraham. You can’t expect too much.
Anywhoo, Chuck won. I’m pretty glad about that. As much as I loved Daniel’s awkward awesomeness and Ross’s hilarity, Chuck deserves it....
You know what I love?
So there’s this computer game. It’s called Civilization IV. It’s an empire-simulation game in which you compete with other empires in a turn-based strategy-infused game to see who gets to conquer the world. And it’s really damn fun.
One of my favorite things about the game is its take on religion. In Civilization I-III, there was no religion at all… once IV came...
“Today will forever be remembered as the day you and I scissored in Mr....”
– Me, talking to Athena.
Good news!
So I know that each and every one of my followers was deeply concerned about the status of my funky knee, so I figured I’d graciously grant everyone an update.
Basically, it’s feeling way better. Way better to the point that I actually went for like, an 1:20 (not counting stoplights and whatnot) run today, down and around Carkeek Park and back. It felt great! Started sort of aching a...
Fuck my knee.
(Note about the title: Please do not actually fuck my knee. That will probably not make it better).
So I can’t remember if I already wrote about this or not but I pretty much planted on my scooter the other day going to school, ended up getting a few gashes on my hands, and as it turns out, I apparently added some semi-lasting damage to my knee.
I didn’t really notice it until about...
“That’s your face?? I thought you were wearing a ski mask made out of an...”
– Stephan Colbert, to Jon Stewart
Am I the only one who likes dentist appointments?
Well okay, I shouldn’t say “like”. Let’s go with “tolerate”.
Either way, I definitely don’t get that feeling of dread when I go to the dentist like many people seem to. In fact, I sorta find it relaxing. I mean, that chair is comfortable, it’s after a long school day… I’ve actually come perilously close to falling asleep a few times...
today @ lunch
Maddy: Gunnar you should buy a valentine gram!
Gunnar: I hate women.
it's him in a nutshell!
Replace "women" with "people", "happiness", "life", or "not being a dick" and you've pretty much got him.
Hmm.
So like, everyone I follow on tumblr stopped writing stuff. Cool.
Well, I’m gonna be a rebel. And write.
So I just watched “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”. It was pretty dang good, I enjoyed it a lot. Mom and Dad weren’t such huge fans, them being total movie snobs, but I found it thoroughly entertaining.
And of course, by the end, I had tears in my eyes. It...
:(
I’m feeling especially down tonight… not sure why. But it’s annoying.
At least we have a 2-hour early dismissal tomorrow! Except too bad I have nothing to do afterwords… someone chill with me!
So yeah. I downloaded Taylor Swift’s album after it won pretty much every Grammy ever. And… it’s really not all that fantastic. Although I’ll always...
Me & The Haircut People
Rosa (my preferred haircuttress): Hello, would you like a haircut?
Me: Yeah, thanks, I'm -
Bitchy McBitchBitch: Oh, I can help you over here! *Gestures furiously*
Me: Oh, um, sure.
BMBB: Ooh... *clicks tongue* So, would you like to tell me what you're looking for, and then maybe I can offer my professional opinion? *skeptical eyebrows*
Me: Uh yeah, just trim the sides a bit, maybe raise the back, and about a half-inch or so off the top'll be good. Just a trim.
BMBB: Mhm-hm, mhm-hm. So, tame it?
Me: Yeah, that'll be good.
BMBB: Ohhh yes, this is just wild. Especially the sides here *motions pretty much all over my head*
Me: Heh, yup...
BMBB: *Pulls out the razor, starts shaving like her life depends on it* You know, my husband has hair just like yours.
Me: Mhm-hm.
BMBB: Yeah, so I know how to deal with this sort of hair. He always complains, always says it's too short.
Me: Mhm-hm.
BMBB: He always says "Why is it you can cut everyone else's hair the way they like it, but mine too short!?" *Maniacal laughter*.
Me: Mhm-hm. *uneasy shifting*
BMBB: Hold still, please. There we go, now just tidy up the edges a bit, and we'll be all done.
Me: Great... *notice that she hasn't put down the razor once*
BMBB: And, we're done! *Hands me my glasses* So, how does that look?
Me: *speechless* Uhm... that's a lot... better.
BMBB: It looks soooo much better! *Positively beams*
THE END
Me (an hour later): That woman will haunt my nightmares.
Dude! New Classes!
So I’ve always been that kid who obsessively sets up his class schedule the June before school actually begins, making positively sure the year goes as smoothly as possible. Thus, this year’s schedule mishaps have all been rather frustrating and come as a bit of a shock. For two days I didn’t have a third period, I wasn’t able to get into 6th period drama in 1st semester,...
Do I need a haircut?
lukeallen12:
I’ve been getting a lot of: “Man you got a lotta hair!” and “You look like Yeti!” So I’m assuming its that time again.
Whenever I get my haircut its looks like crap usually because the haircuttee(?) is very ethnic and cannot understand what I say when I ask for a haircut.
Me: “Can I get a haircut?”
Haircutter: “I cook you nice chicken!”
I mean, don’t get me wrong. Ethnic people...
My hair looks like a shriveled up racoon died on...
I’m serious. Without a doubt the worst haircut I’ve ever had the misfortune to receive.
I just want to know where the hell Crazy Supercuts Bitch (who I will now refer to as CSB) got the idea that I wanted to be bald.
Here’s what I said: “It’s a bit wild, I just want it tapered back on the sides and back a bit, and maybe a half-inch or so off the top. Just a...
January 2010
26 posts
So, I got a Wii.
fuzziefuzz:
shmebber:
And it’s fucking awesome. Wii party at my house… someday!
Super easy to install, which was pretty rad. The only games I have so far are Wii Sports, Wii Sports Resorts, and Wii Fit (which my parents are rather enthralled about; I think they’ll like this contraption more than me), though those three are plenty to entertain me for a while anyway.
It’s just a little...
So, I got a Wii.
And it’s fucking awesome. Wii party at my house… someday!
Super easy to install, which was pretty rad. The only games I have so far are Wii Sports, Wii Sports Resorts, and Wii Fit (which my parents are rather enthralled about; I think they’ll like this contraption more than me), though those three are plenty to entertain me for a while anyway.
It’s just a little funny,...
The Problem with Reblogging
fuzziefuzz:
The Problem with reblogging, as I see it, is this: it’s too formal.
For example, if I wanted to respond to a post about, say, how cool it was that mi amigo was illustrating a children’s (which Firefox apparently doesn’t recognize as being a word?) book containing crates of puppies, I’d have to click “reblog” and post the entire thing to my tumblr… thing… (what is it called, anyways?...
“Alternatively, you could be Mormon.”
– Erik, aka shmebber (via fuzziefuzz)
Yeah, I think I’m adding that to my Facebook favorite quotes. It’s just… the perfect response to anything!
So... this is tumblr.
fuzziefuzz:
shmebber:
fuzziefuzz:
I am perplexed yet optimistic. Details at 10. Wait, it is 10. Huh.
Anyways, I’m sure I’ll figure this out at some point. The lack of comments is stupid, though.
Welcome to me, circa a week ago. The lack of comments is actually sort of charming now.
PS: That’s a kick-ass blog design you have.
Er… which? I’ve been changing it. The simple white...
I should start illustrating childrens books.
So this year I’ve been taking up a lot of random like, hobbies and stuffs. Drama, journalism, the play, the secret underground fortress I’m currently constructing (It’ll be function around 2012-ish, hopefully), so I figured I’d add artistry to the mix.
Basically, my dad likes writing. So he’s writing a story, 38 pages long. And I’m illustrating it.
Thing...
So... this is tumblr.
fuzziefuzz:
I am perplexed yet optimistic. Details at 10. Wait, it is 10. Huh.
Anyways, I’m sure I’ll figure this out at some point. The lack of comments is stupid, though.
Welcome to me, circa a week ago. The lack of comments is actually sort of charming now.
PS: That’s a kick-ass blog design you have.
Wednesday Night Movie Night!
And by “Wednesday Night Movie Night” I mean “Erik is bored so he’s gonna curl up on his bed with his snuggie and watch a movie on his computer night”.
It’s probably like, my favorite thing to do. My bed is super comfy. As is my snuggie.
Anywhoo, so yeah, finals are (mostly) over and I had just about zilch homework tonight, so I decided to watch the movie...
Hahahhahaha
sowrongitsathena:
Justin’s formspring mishap is STILL funny.
It really is. (He’s not on tumblr, is he?)
Finnnnnnnnnals
So, since getting up, I’ve fallen asleep a total of 5 times today. Once at school, twice in the afternoon, twice this evening when I was attempting to study.
Fuck you, sleep! I’ll sleep when I want to, stop showing up at like 6 PM!
But anyway… I got me a huge-ass Spanish final tomorrow. Which’ll be exciting. And as sucky as that sounds, I’m just looking ahead to...
Lots of beef today...
sowrongitsathena:
I’m not a fan. Can’t we all just get along?
I think during lunch tomorrow we should all get up, hold hands, and sing “Give Peace a Chance” in the middle of the hallway. People will love the whole “can’t get through the hall” thing.